wood wood 

used to express excitment, especially in the Juggalo community, not to be confused with 'WOOT WOOT!'

"oh shit son! theres another helicopter! WOOD WOOD!!!"

wood wood by DemonMOD July 3, 2006

Wood Wood 

Is something white boys say in prison meaning peckerwood. Usually in reference to a member of an Arian gang

Wood wood is In reference to seeing another member of their gang and yelling woow wood

Wood Wood by Nobody1985 June 26, 2020

Wood on Wood 

When knocking on wood doesn’t provide enough good luck for your situation, so you smack your dick (when erect) against the tree to ensure even more good luck.

Person 1: Yeah I think I did pretty good on that test, knock on wood

Person 2: idk dude, you better do wood on wood to make sure.

Wood on Wood by Screw-It-I'm-Out June 6, 2021

wood on wood 

When you are lonely, and cannot find a lover to caress your heavy package, you will find yourself laying your sack of gold, on the corner of a desk, or wooden surface.

As Jerry realized he would never find a lover, he did some good old fashioned wood on wood.

wood on wood by Horny bus driver April 1, 2016

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 

A whole dam lot.

Can I have the amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? by WoodchuckBeaverMustelid December 5, 2018

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood 

You had to be pretty bored to look this one up.

A woodchuck would chuck so much wood he wouldn't know how much wood he chucked.

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood by Bark. Tree, Bark. March 5, 2005

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris 

a wood chuck would chuck no chuck norris, even if a wood chuck could chuck norris.

Instead of "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?"
How about How much wood would a chuck norris chuck if a chuck norris would chuck wood?

Think about that.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris by Adrian July 13, 2006