Wood

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by what in god diddly darn's fuck October 27, 2020

Wood

What George gets in the mornings

Osca: AHHHHH bears trying to shove his wood in my face

by Dave October 3, 2004

Wood

A dick

My girl grabbed my wood and started rubbing it

by King awesome27 April 10, 2014

Wood

questioning for object, read by western cowboys.

Wood the fuck is your problem

by Melancholykills August 11, 2009

Wood

A Large Penis’d man.

Damn. You see our boy Dondre Wood? That boy got penis to go around.

by Boomerflex November 21, 2019

Wood

A close freind. Specifically a dirty ass white boy who gropes your girlfriend, married female relatives, and you while extremely intoxicated. The next morning a Wood wakes up and claims to remember nothing after 9pm. In additon, a Wood requires an ass beating once a year. Usually this is done by a close friend.

Dude, Brad totally Wood me last night.

That guy was acting like a Wood last night!

by dmartin November 16, 2005

Wood

Gay, and/or Homo-sexual

Adam Lambert is so Wood.

by DownTheRabbitHole August 2, 2010