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Wonquester 

Very or overly large in size, mass, or amount.
“I took a wonquester crap this morning.”
Wonquester by Derfan123 December 5, 2023
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Wonquester 

Very or overly large in size, mass, or amount.
“I took a wonquester shit today!”
Wonquester by Derfan123 December 21, 2023
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wonquester 

Very large in size, mass, or amount.
"Hey Joey, what'd you do today?"
"Nothing much. Oh, come to think of it, I actually had a wonquester shit yesterday."
wonquester by Derfan123 April 8, 2024

Wonquester 

very large in size, mass or amount.
"I had a wonquester shit today."
Wonquester by Derfan123 May 2, 2024

Conquester

People who break the rules of the New York City Transit Authority for their own benefit. This is usually illegal, as it involves stealing MTA property, and/or trespassing. This includes breaking into the cabs of subway trains, peeling stickers off of buses, or changing the route signage on trains without permission. It also often causes confusion in the system.

Conquesters don't usually admit their wrongdoings, and usually claim to be "civilized transit enthusiasts."
Foamer: *removes poster from subway station for an active service change*

Railfan: OMFG YOU CONQUESTER! WHY WOULD YOU STEAL THE POSTER!?!

Foamer: It's for the collection. Now leave me alone, since I'm just trying to enjoy the trains and I don't need your ass annoying me.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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