Wonked

When you’re “fucked up” except you are neither drunk or high

Guy 1: DUDE I’M SO FUCKING WONKED RIGHT NOW!
Guy 2: What the fuck?

by getwonked December 21, 2020

Wonking

A verb used when a female masturbates. Similiar to "wanking". (masturbating)
I wank, she wanks, we wank, they wank, you wank.

Mike: "I just wanked"
Jess: "Oh that's cool I wonked last night."
Mike: "Whats wonking?"
Jess: "What you did but I'm a woman."

by EvilSoap April 19, 2022

Wonking

Drinking a lot of alcohol and then smoking some marajuana causing you to pass out.

Max is such a lightweight, he's totally wonking right now

by Silver Pepper August 24, 2020

Wonk-wackled

The instance in which one's face comes in unexpected contact with a flying car booger or slurd.

"Don't stick you face out the window on the highway, you might get wonk-wackled."

by goo baby 7 January 25, 2008

Wonk Wink

The act of being flirtatious in a silly way. Also could be used to describe the act of bringing someone to your basement or to uncle Dan.

Oh my gosh did you see Sunne pull a wonk wink on Jewdia?

by Niglet Fetus March 25, 2019

Wonk Zilla

A larger than life individual with a loud gravely growl mostly associated with screaming vocals in a metal band. The power generated with the voice can incite headbanging, moshing, and thrashing around uncontrolled.

The singer of that band is giving a Wonk Zilla type of performance by melting faces in the crowd!

by WonkZilla4President April 19, 2022