wonk

a utility noun used to describe many situations

he is a wonk

she has got a wonk on

shut up stop being a wonk.

by seth the jew March 23, 2009

wonk

wonk is another word for wank

"I wonked my self silly lastnight

by Ryan August 26, 2004

wonk

a derogatory term for a black person, usually used in england

This wonk kept stealing my pud pud

by Crazyindy April 3, 2007

wonk

a wonk is a load of choclate. wonk is short for wonka. wonka which is short for willy wonka. willy wonka is the owner of the choclate factory in 'Charlie and the Choclate Factory'.

person 1: "that's a big bag of choclate"
person 2: "yah! i know, it's a wonk"

by bin August 27, 2004

wink wonk

/wɪŋk wɒŋk/ expression: a typo for "wink wink", used to indicate unobvious or upcoming humour

Cool! what's your new video about??
I'll let u know when it's published *wink wonk*

by dumbDefiner September 5, 2020

wonk

That which is not mainstream or currently popular.

He's a performance artist, and his latest installment is sheer wonk - you won't believe your eyes.

by Alexandra August 28, 2004

Wink wonk

A flirtatious act for socially awkward people.

Guy: Hey *wink wonk*
Girl: *impressed by his wink wonk* let's go on a date sometime
Guy: *looks at invisible camera* works everytime

by Marvin1718 March 6, 2017