Wonderking

Takes the thrill of gaming and brings it to life. They're real-world adventurers with an insatiable hunger for exploration and knowledge, pushing far beyond the common state of wondering. Always thinking, always searching, they're driven to level up their life by uncovering every secret the world holds.

"I've been wonderking about quitting my job and spending a year traveling the world, mapping out every epic adventure I could chase."

by Wonderking Gaming June 8, 2025

wandering trader

the scum of the earth. they and their fucking stupid llamas deserve to die.

“Is that a wandering trader?”
“Yes. Kill it immediately”
“Done”
“You didn’t kill it’s fucking llamas!”

by iminmemumscarvroomvroom June 3, 2021

Just wondering

Said to cover up someone's true intentions about a question they just asked; trying to appear nonchalant. Could also mean that it's about to go down.

Justin: "Yo, Brad, how old's your sister?"
Brad: "She's 16, what's it to you, perv?"
Justin: "Dang, man, I was just wondering..."

by mattyp1108 September 10, 2011

Wondering Wanker

A Wondering Wanker is a person who engages in the simple act of flogging the dolphin in a public restroom, department store changing room, or other random public place. Normally the Wondering Wanker is always horny and gives no regard to where he sprays his baby gravy.

Bro 1: Dude, I was dropping a grumpy at the crapper in Best Buy the other day and I think the guy in the next stall was whacking it!

Bro 2: Oh gross, you were sitting next to a Wondering Wanker...

by EliteDanTheMan November 19, 2010

Wonda Wonderpig

A sensual or queen who is very sexually active.

Who is in the alley with the sailors, Wonda Wonderpig!?!?

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

wunderkind

A child prodigy.
One who achieves great success or acclaim at an early age.

by VAKI5 August 18, 2003

wandering bowel syndrome

A syndrome where you take a shit wherever you like.

Jenny has wandering bowel syndrome and shits wherever she likes.

by unknown69a January 29, 2014