Wizard Status 

a very difficult feat to achieve. after the consumption of a beer proceed to duct tape a new full beer to the top of the empty can, and so on. until your empties are stacked taller than yourself, like a wizards staf. you have achieved wizard status.

"wheres Steve at? its 4 in the afternoon!!"
"swimming in the toilet. you missed it man, he achieved Wizard Status last night"

Wizard Status by Roboticus January 10, 2009

Wizard Status 

The status achieved when enough canned beer is cunsumed that the cans can be taped end to end until they surpass your height.

Me and Ted got so hammered last night. We both reached "Wizard Status"

Wizard Status by J-Darsh March 14, 2009

Wizard Status Incel 

When a man has reached the age of 50 and does not know what a breast feels like, he is granted occult powers from Satan, which include (but are not limited to): power over the weather, mind reading, levitation, the gift of foreknowledge etc...

Chad: "Jim just turned 50 and is still an incel".
Stacy "He's now a Wizard Status Incel..I hope he uses his powers for good instead of evil".

Wizard Status Incel by WizardInBlack November 21, 2021