wisdom wank

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The act of masturbating in order to gain clear insight into a troubling decision or situation.

Bro, I wanted to cheat on her, but after my wisdom wank, I was fine.

wisdom wank by teaseit August 5, 2014

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Wisdom Wank

Never make a decision regarding a relationship while under a sexual trance. Rub one off and then decide on what to do about the girl who thinks that it "must be more than a booty call"

"I was going to date Sheryl, but a good ol' wisdom wank through that out the window".

Wisdom Wank by MURHLICK August 29, 2015

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Wank of Wisdom

When a person has thoughts of cheating on their significant other and they masturbate to relieve their lust and return to clear, rational thought; usually realizing that cheating is not worth it.

The only thing you need to stop you from cheating is the Wank of Wisdom, because cheating is not okay.

Wank of Wisdom by Niphty Biscuit February 10, 2022

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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