Wisconsin Hicks

Wisconsin Hicks are not your typical stereotype Hicks, rednecks, bumpkins, hillbilies or whatever. A wisconsin hick may have education beyond high school but our education is usually a tech college for welding, diesel mechanic or something along those lines. We are smarter than the most city people. Most city people can't usually do shit but just because they wear nice clothes drive new vehicles and make tons of money for siting in an office there officially smart. Wisconsin hicks can hunt, fish, trap, grow their own. food. They are welders, mechanics, carpenters, machinists, electricians, and plumbers. We drink beer and brandy eat brats and cheese. Love or engine powered vehicles snow machines, atvs, bikes. we love the packers, brewers, bucks, and badgers. We love opening week of deer hunting, fishing and we love to ice fish. And we love nascar and tractor pulls.

I tink the fish were biting back in the bay there eh.

Ya you betcha. Wisconsin Hicks

Wisconsin Hicks by Adam Stencel February 6, 2009

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Wisconsin Hickey

When 9 guys hold one guy down and the "Minyan Man" gives the victim a big, wet, juicy hickey. (Common practice at Wisconsin Ramah).

Reuben is walking to the bunk. As he approaches the bunk, 9 lads ambush him and pin him down. Shimon, the Minyan Man, emerges from behind the bush where he laid in wait. Shimon proceeds to administer a beautiful Wisconsin Hickey to Reuben's neck.

Wisconsin Hickey by Moses Mendelssohn May 29, 2013

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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