Wine taster

People that want you to hear them out on older women/men

"Hey dude, you've got to hear me out about Dr.House..."

"Girl, you're such a Wine taster..."

Wine taster by Elemental Enigma May 2, 2026

Wine taste with a beer budget 

When you want something more extravagant then your bank account allows.

Buyer - I really want that new car, will you take $5,000?
Salesman - no sir that's not enough money, looks like you have a wine taste with a beer budget.

Wine taste with a beer budget by Colemanusn December 1, 2014

winetaster

A man who enjoys giving oral sex to women who are having their period.

You a winetaster?

Bitch please! That shit is fucked up bro.

winetaster by MaBallzIsHarry April 17, 2008

Winetastrophe 

A middle class problem; One is just about to pour the first glass of wine for the afternoon (or evening if you're late), and turn to suddenly find that one has run out of wine.

"Red or White darling?", she asked;
"Red", he replied, then suddenly loud screams are heard ;

"Darling it's a winetastrophe, there is NO WINE".

Winetastrophe by Blueinternet July 3, 2016