Windows 3.1

An archaic operating system from the early 1990s.

Unlike modern PCs and MACs, it didn't have a START menu or toolbar; it had a program manager application. It was one of the first GUI Windows platforms, an upgrade of Windows 3.0.

3.1 was the first system I ever worked with, waaay back when I was four or five. 3.1 was a good machine, capable of handling any game from Reader Rabbit to the Oregon Trail (CD).

Then we upgraded to Windows 95, which had a better interface.

But Windows 3.1 will be dear to me forever, for it was my first computer OS ever.

Windows 3.1 by TarkanAttila22 September 9, 2009

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Windows 3.11.9

A WNR (Windows never released) version released on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 (which coincided with the fasting month of Ramadan), known for being the first to support Python. It blends nostalgia with modern programming capabilities, allowing users to experience both the charm of early '90s computing and the power of contemporary coding. Known for parodizing Python 3.11.9, this WNR is often seen as a quirky bridge between the past and present.

Using Windows 3.11.9 is like stepping back into the '90s with a modern twist—it's the first version to support Python, bringing retro computing into the future!

Windows 3.11.9 by Emotional Cruiser November 6, 2025

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Windows3.1tan

a wikian on the proseka wiki. she promises she's sane but im pretty sure thats a lie.
if you call her windows or use he/him on her, beware, for she is in your walls.

'yo windows is so sane'
'who tf is windows?'
'windows3.1tan??? on the proseka wiki??'
'did you just call her WINDOWS????????'
'um. yeah?? is that not the name???'
'yeah um. *points at her running towards you* you might wanna run'
'oh. i thought his name was windows...'
'HIS???'
'are those not his pronouns?'
'*points at her running to you at double speed* if you value your life, run.'

Windows3.1tan by anonymous November 26, 2023

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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