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Jizzy Wizzy
‘noun’ When the Male Sex Organ exhibits a double event during REM sleep. The penis ejaculates sperm while also excreting urine. ‘Jizzy’ referring to ejaculation and ‘Wizzy’ referring to urination.
Charlie: Man last night was mad, I had a jizzy wizzy while dreaming about having sex with a dead horse while also needing a piss.
Jizzy Wizzy by JizzoWizzo April 19, 2020
wibbly wobbley timey wimey
A reference from a BBC Sci-Fi television series, where the main protagonist, the Doctor, tries to explain time to a character in the episode named Sally Sparrow. And describes that time is a big ball of "wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff." Or a ball of time where you can take any path alter any time line. Which is true, proven by Astrophysicist, Neil Degrasse Tyson.
Now used to describe something as very confusing.
Now used to describe something as very confusing.
wibbly wobbley timey wimey by Daleknonsan January 23, 2014
wibbily wobbly timey wimey
People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to affect, but actually, from a non-linier, non subjective point of view it is more like a big ball of wibbily wobbly timey wimey...stuff
Doctor Who (David Tennant)
Doctor Who (David Tennant)
for the use of wibbily wobbly timey wimey see definition, given by timelord David Tenant. From the television show Doctor Who
wibbily wobbly timey wimey by The Companion April 13, 2010
wilzy
wilzy by Healthy mind healthy soul September 7, 2023
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
a hilarious novel by jeff kinney about a middle school wimp named greg heffley. he has embarassing parents, a bully for an older brother, an annoying little brother, a dorky best friend, and a sad excuse of a social life. the books are freakin funny and if you don't like them, WTF?
Diary of a Wimpy Kid Quotes:
Fregley: Dear Gregory, I'm very sorry I chased you with a booger on my finger. Here, I put it on this paper so you can get me back.
Little Kid: when i grow up, i'm gonna be a professional basketball player!
Greg: think again, shawn! neither one of your parents is taller than 5 foot two and you're the only 200 pound six year old i know!
Little Kid: *crying
Greg: i cannot tell a lie
Old man at his birthday party: next year, i want a chocolate cake!
Greg: that is, if you're alive next year!
Fregley: Dear Gregory, I'm very sorry I chased you with a booger on my finger. Here, I put it on this paper so you can get me back.
Little Kid: when i grow up, i'm gonna be a professional basketball player!
Greg: think again, shawn! neither one of your parents is taller than 5 foot two and you're the only 200 pound six year old i know!
Little Kid: *crying
Greg: i cannot tell a lie
Old man at his birthday party: next year, i want a chocolate cake!
Greg: that is, if you're alive next year!
Diary of a Wimpy Kid by tatertottzz July 6, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026