Something (a place, person, plan, or season of life) that is cute, quaint, or endearing yet ultimately a dead end.
"That whole season of my life was wimble"
"She had eyes for Jason but his heart knew she was a wimble to him"
"He knew the café job was a wimble, but he liked the smell of roasted beans in the morning"
A WORD THAT IS OFTEN USED TO DESCRIBE SOMEONE WHO ACTS IN A WAY THAT REPULSES OTHER PERSONS. USUALLY A WIMBLE WILL DO THEIR BEST TO ANNOY OTHER PEOPLE AROUND THEM AND IS GENERALLY A DUMB PERSON WHO THINKS THAT THEY KNOW EVERYTHING AND WILL USE THIS TO MAKE STUPID COMMENTS TO THE GROUP AROUND THEM. A TRUE WIMBLE IS USUALLY A SLOW PERSON WHO LACKS COMMON SENSE AND WILL SAY THINGS THAT ARENT TRUE JUST TO GET ATTENTION IN A TRUE WIMBLE FASHION
"OMG, have you heard what KYSON is saying over there, what a true wimble!"
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"