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wilvin is really one of a kind. a jack-of-all-trades kind of guy who loves kids as much as he loves his hidden six-packs. he is one of those guys-youd-never-meet who would choose kale, carrots & spinach to triple wagyu cheeseburgers any day. a wilvin will always be there for you, is always a call away. he is somehow psychic and able to read your mind most of the time, especially when it comes to food and things to do. travelling sticks deep into a wilvin's soul, secretly has a tremendous desire to travel the world, embarking on crazy adventures with his equally crazy s.o., yet is still stuck in uni for the next few years. he is one of those people with the biggest heart possible. compassionate, loving and caring traits run in his blood, coming from his parents. a wilvin can somehow influence you and unconciously persuade you into doing things you've never thought you will ever do. his smile can light up the entire world, setting off a million butterflies to flutter in your tummy. and whenever a wilvin says "i love you", you'll know that it's true.

oh, and he has a great ass. and is super hot. totally bangable. bitches line up! xx
BTCH1: OMG THATS WILVIN!
BTCH2: SHIT I WANNA FCK HIM RIGHTNOW
BTCH3: NONONO IVE FANTASIZED HIM WHILE TOUCHING MYSELF LASTNIGHT
GF: MOVE OVER GIRLS, THAT GUY'S MINE. OR DO YA WANNA SHARE HIM FOR TONIGHT'S DINNER? ;)
Wilvin by mintchocochip August 17, 2016
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To go crazy or do or say wierd things
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Wildin by Finesseforless January 13, 2019

Wilkinson Theory 

The theory is that any girl with the name Avery will end up being pretty. If she is not pretty she will end up having a glow up because her name is Avery.
“That girl Avery had a HUGE glow up. She’s the definition of Wilkinson theory.”
Wilkinson Theory by Thy birthgiver January 18, 2021

sammy wilkinson 

Boy: who's that guy?
Girl:it's my daddy!
Boy: who?!
Girl: stfu! It's sammy wilkinson
sammy wilkinson by queen muffin February 21, 2015

lord willing

Typically spoken by Christians, this means that it will happen if it is in God's plan. If God wants it to happen, it will happen. It ultimately shows that the person saying it trusts God to have control.
Lord willing, we are going to Alaska next month.

Reverse Romanian Wilkinson 

A freaky and indescribable sex move involving a penguin mask, a bag of marbles, and a kilo of guacamole.
Person 1: "that was unbelievable!"

Person 2: "that's the Reverse Romanian Wilkinson, baby."

grid willing 

grid willing- idiom questioning the stability of the Texas energy grid
Grid willing, we'll still have power when it freezes

This cold front coming to Texas isn't as bad as last time. We'll be OK, grid willing

If Ted Cruz goes to Cancun again, grid willing the movie on his flight will be Y Tu Mama Tambien, Zootopia, or Brokeback Mountain
grid willing by PajamaSutra December 21, 2022
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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