wilted

when someone gets dissed bad and they don't say anythin

GUY-dude ur a fucking idiot and i banged ur mom

GUY 2-uhhhhh.....

by phe June 25, 2005

Wilted

Something that is tired/broken/rusted.

Alternatively someone who is black out drunk

Dude John just blacked out in the bathroom, fucker is wilted

by Dirun July 22, 2019

WiLTed

White Lady Tears, WLTs, WiLTs

“She WiLTed when she couldn’t handle being personified with the white dominant status quo.”

by SelkieSnug January 5, 2022

Wilted

You are dehydrated. Likely because you haven’t drank enough water today.

You have a wilted nose. Your nose is wilted.

by Flokito1 November 15, 2022

wilted

Visionary Somali individual that can be found in servers on Discord, making his presence known.

"Yo wilted skull me"

by psuedolarp August 2, 2025

Wilted Cucumber

When a penis can not under any circumstances get an erection it is like a wilted cucumber.

Girls and some guys have been known to use cucumbers as sex toys, but a wilted cucumber is just no use to anyone.

Unlike whiskey dick or normal impotency. Even viagra cannot cure a bad case of the wilted cucumber.

Gary was so turned off by that girls nasty fetish that his chub turned into a wilted cucumber and he could not recover not matter how many viagra pills he inhaled.

by Rudy M. Fields March 18, 2010

wilted mangina

When a grown man speaks in a very soft, womanly tone...

Dammit Hunter , stop being a wilted mangina and use your man voice!!!!

by SGilbert February 17, 2018