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Wilson Water

A potent concoction of Everclear, Hawaiian Punch mix, Diced Pineapple, Sprite and other unknown substances. When the creator first used his invention, the result was an entire sorority crawling on the ground. His brothers seized their golden opportunity created by the new substance and thus the slaying begun. Now "Wilson Water" is the #1 prescribed medication by street pharmacists to sexually frustrated men worldwide. Be careful, that much power can corrupt a man.
Susan: My ass hurts so bad!
John: What did you drink last night?
Susan: Couple cups of Wilson Water.
John: Bingo!
by Spice Miner August 31, 2013
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This is a name that most likely does not exist
Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
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by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022
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