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Willy weiner

Wendybone (or “Willybone”) , another name for mort aka juniors assistant and creative partner /liaison
Willy Weiner is the youngest creative consultant this world has ever witnessed!

It’s no wonder J grimes is as successful as he is, it’s because of willy weiner and his creative expertise and justified criticism that brings old J back into reality and binds him logic so that he doesn’t make a fool out of himself (as junior usually does)
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trumps willy 

a tiny sausage, like a Vienna, but smaller and with an odd orange (Cheeto-like) color
Do you know what trumps willy tastes like? Hell, no, get out of here, you disgusting trumpervert!
trumps willy by Eppypotamus August 20, 2019

chilly willy wumpkins 

Very cold weather. An expression popularised by minor internet celebrity and UK top 5 music artist Kunt and the Gang
Brrrr, it’s chilly willy wumpkins out there!
chilly willy wumpkins by CornhoIio February 10, 2021

Willy the One-Eyed Worm Burper 

A work friendly way of calling someone a dickhead, asshole or piece of shit.
Coworker #1: “I cant stand that fucking dumb ass piece of shit boss we have! He just keeps making fun of everyone and just sits on his ass all day while we work our asses off! How is that fair?!”

Coworker #2: “Wow now! Lets have a little more class than that! We could get fired for swearing up a storm like that! How about from now on we refer to our boss as “Willy the One-Eyed Worm Burper” - surly thats a lot more work appropriate. Also, its sure to make anyone laugh and break the tension in the room!

Wireless willy 

Before I cum I'm gonna give you the biggest wireless willy.
Wireless willy by Mufasa De Leon January 5, 2021