A kid who is on the internet surfing and hoping to join a professional e-sports team. Likes to snort everything he finds and catchphrase is 马的吧. Used to play games on his MacBook through bootvamp windows but now has an actual pc so he can sweat his tits off in Valorant.m
A not-so-ghetto white boy who tries hard to act black but fails to do so. Thus getting the crap beaten out of him by actuall gangsters. Usually has a speech impendament. Has glasses that don't break when stepped upon(lucky for him).
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.