weird willy

a wet willy given with a woman's vaginal secretions.

I was finger blasting some skank, pulled them out, and gave her a weird willy.

by mag light dick April 09, 2016

Willy weird

When your dick behaves Strange.

For example: when you get a boner, while you talking to your boys.

Me: Waddup boys? How‘s you goin? Was it nice yes....
Homeboy: .... urghh sorry but duuude you have a fat boner!

Me: Oh fuck! Willy weird.
Homeboy: Damn.

by HumorStalin May 11, 2019