Willow Dick

Just before entering your dick into a stank pussy it becomes limp and sad. Much like the branches of a willow tree.

I hope I don't get willow dick again!

Willow Dick by Shellsnell1 January 15, 2018

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willow dick

When your dick comes into contact with a stank pussy and immediately goes limp and sad like a willow tree.

I hope I don't get willow dick again.

willow dick by Shellsnell May 3, 2018

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dick-willow

Same as a pussy willow just a dick instead.

You ate the last slice of pizza you dick-willow.

dick-willow by LamonteH January 20, 2006

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willowick ohio

A boring place in Ohio that the only bad thing that happens is a few break ins. Kids skip school and smoke weed 24/7. It’s safe but one of the most boring places in Ohio.

Brad: I’m so bored

Jane: let’s skip school and smoke some weed
Brad: I mean sure there’s nothing better to do in willowick Ohio.

willowick ohio by Janet_bret December 12, 2017

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