willow

verb: The act of placing an unwanted child in a makeshift raft and sending it downriver. As seen in the 1988 film.

"Hey... I hear Jessie finally did the right thing and willowed that little shit kid of hers, bout time!"

"Jeez Chad, I just don't know what do do about our newborn... my fathers going to kill me when he finds out!!!" "Easy babe, just willow that shit."

by greanspam September 9, 2007

The Willows

Bar/ banquet facility/bowling alley located in the small town of Holland in western NY. The atmosphere in there is a crap-shoot. Could be hip hop jukebox night or country karaoke night, gotta show up to find out. Been known to attract the most beautiful people of Holland and surrounding towns.

Yo you wanna go to the willows for some daytime drinking and jukebox hero?

-What did you do last night?
-went to the willows for a ham sub, i'm so hung over today.

by Mr plowman February 4, 2010

willow

a fake girl who doesn't know how to keep her friends. Starts drama all the time

#fake stop being such a willow and get rid of her

by ddgbtr45 April 3, 2018

willow

short for pussywillow. To act like a weakling or coward; to willow, to be cowardly or tricklike.

See: J. Lewin

Why is he staying in tonight? Because he is being a willow.

by MDpenoc February 19, 2004

willows

Willows is slang for cum/jizz. It's seen in the snoop song "pimp anthem"

"dripping willows on satin pillows"

by Miles February 16, 2005

willowing

To sit absent minded by a computer with a headset on anxiously awaiting perturbed individuals moronic questions to come forth.

I was willowing the other day

by Prots August 15, 2006

willows

s.pl. testicles. diminuitive. derived from pussy willows.

I rode my bike twenty miles yesterday and now my poor willows are in a bad way.

by indalomena November 28, 2006