When you need to take a fat shit during work. The best part about this William shatner is that you get paid for it, no matter how long that shatner takes
by Temp1234 October 04, 2006
When you've been holding in a big shit, and before you can even sit down, the pressure of bending over causes immediate uncontrolable shit explosion, that in turn sticks to the back of the toilet and when flushed does NOT go any where.
Gosh Darnit who left the William Shatner on the back of
my toilet bowl . It's the size of the Enterprise !
my toilet bowl . It's the size of the Enterprise !
by Ima S Wiper October 17, 2009
A man who played the greatest Starfleet captain ever. Unfortunately now, you can place any the suffix "-bag" at the end of any word and it would describe him.
Hi. I'm William Shatner and I'm here to shamelessly plug all my books down your throat but I used to be really coo.
by not william shatner June 19, 2009
A person who times his use of the restroom when the meal's bill arrives at the table, thereby removing himself from either having to pay or having to orgainize the bill. AKA Bill Shatner, Bill Shatter, Bill Shits
When the check arrived, John pulled the William Shatner and headed off to the bathroom in hopes he wouldn't have to chip in.
by RLPrice August 23, 2011
see: Sell Out
Canadian born celebrity who will do practically anything to make some dough. Formerlay known as Captain Kirk from the Star Trek television series. His wife was a lush who drowned in their swimming pool. Wears a haripiece.
Canadian born celebrity who will do practically anything to make some dough. Formerlay known as Captain Kirk from the Star Trek television series. His wife was a lush who drowned in their swimming pool. Wears a haripiece.
William Shatner is such a sell out. He sold his voice to my cellphone company for a prerecorded voicemail greeting.
www.rogers.com/celebrityvoicemail
www.rogers.com/celebrityvoicemail
by Eric Blair March 27, 2005
by Phartman December 24, 2009
The only actor in the world that spends the first half of his career building a name for himself and then spends the second half making fun of it.
Ever since he did that skit on SNL where he told people at a convention to get a life, Shatner had been mocking himself.
by insanitos January 31, 2004