Willard

A measurement of distance; a distance equal to the length of the average human, male's penis (5.5 in).

Mathew is packin' about 1.5 Willards. A mile is 11.52 kilowillards long.

by indubitably01 April 29, 2010

willards

Random pubes left unattended.

D-Lo, are these your willards on the soap in the shower? They're brown and curly!

by Balls 06 May 15, 2006

willard

A man's cock.

(phone ring) Ring! Ring!

Hello?

Hey dude whats up?

"Hey man uh, can i call you back.. I'm beating my Willard."

Oh my gosh man seriously, i just did before i called you!

by HIPPOMAN3000 March 13, 2010

Willard

To present a handful of rats to your partner during intercourse with the intention of scaring the living shit out of her.

So, me and my girlfriend were having sex and i wanted to make it more exciting so I pulled a Willard.....She dumped me.

by Lester M. Olester June 30, 2010

Willard

Someone who commits incest frequently.

- "Has anyone seen John lately?"
- "I just saw him and Stacy go upstairs"
- "That's his sister?!?!"
- "Yeah, he's a Willard."

by Mt. Willard April 17, 2020

Willard

A term to describe random players you are grouped with in matchmaking video games.

Ugh. I hate playing Call of Duty by myself! The Willards I get stuck with always suck!

by MrKrunchberry November 2, 2011

Willard

to whip your dick out and piss in a random spot

i just pulled a willard when i was skating

by eyitsswaggg November 15, 2011