While alone fuiriosly masterbating at the family computer when an unexpected sound emerges from another room, you slowly and very quietly verify that the wife is not present.
"I was beating my meat like a rabid beast in heat. Then I heard a sound in the kitchen. It scared me to death. I did a wife check and it turns out it was just the cat. I resumed my activity while the cat watched me with eyes of shame."
by DrakeFan313 July 30, 2014
The act of a man checking with his significant other (male or female) before making plans with his friends. Said man can usually be identified by being so much of a vagina that his nose resembles a clitorus with a pee hole, and his breath smells like Monistat 7.
by DrakeFan313 July 30, 2014
While in the act of sexual copulation from behind your partner, during climax you hockey check her as hard as you can into the headboard or wall.
"Last night when making love with my wife, she asked me to be more aggressive, so I gave her a wife check, then I made a PB&J to eat on the toilet before bed."
by DrakeFan313 July 30, 2014