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Why my teacher got fired 

Because she deserved it.
*Bell rings*
Me: *stands up*
Teacher: “SIT DOWN CHILD”
Me: “But the be-“
Teacher: “THE BELL DONT DISMISS YOU I DO!”
Me: “Then whats the bell for?”
Teacher:”ARE YOU BACKSASSING ME CHILD?!”
Me: “No I ju-“
Teacher: “THATS IT, GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!”
Me: “WHAT THE FUCK DID I D-“
Teacher: “Did you just say fuck?!”
Me: “Did you just say fuck?”
Classmates: OoooOoOoOoOoOoOh
*Principal walks in*
Principal: “MY OFFICE, NOW.”
Teacher: “YEAH, GO TO THE OFFICE”
Me: “B-“
Principal: “Not her, you!”
Teacher: “•_•”
Me: “Bahhahah!”

And thats why my teacher got fired.

(This didn’t actually happen.)
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