a game in which a male hits you over the head with his erect genitalia. it must be over 6 inches. bonus points if the act takes place in the woods. if the guy finishes he loses and if the girl passes out she loses.
i literally had to take her to the hospital. she lost whopping wood in like 5 minutes.
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he lost whopping wood on his 3rd hit. he is nothing compared to me.
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he lost whopping wood on his 3rd hit. he is nothing compared to me.
by ponyspank69 July 9, 2021
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