Jordan: let’s have sex I’m hard
Connie: whack it out then let’s have a look
Jordan: *whacks it out of Calvin Klein briefs*
Connie: HOLY SHIT THATS A WHOPPER CHOPPER HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE THAT
Connie: whack it out then let’s have a look
Jordan: *whacks it out of Calvin Klein briefs*
Connie: HOLY SHIT THATS A WHOPPER CHOPPER HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE THAT
by osnapitzaircon February 18, 2019
A device used to chop anything from vegetables to fruits to cooked duck. Known to have been used and sold by Fred G. Sanford.
by TheGStandsFor... January 16, 2017
The act of a full blooded italian pulling ones penis out of ones pants and whipping it around like an apache helicopter while yelling whopper chopper.
by big Jash June 19, 2008
A chopper whopper is where a man grabs the base of the shaft and makes a chopping motion up and down. Hence the "chopper". For it to be a true whopper, the member must be large.
Jared was on a date with Tracey, and as a last ditch effort, pulled down his pants and shook his huge dick up and down in a chopping motion. Tracey was impressed and asked what was that. Jared replied, "that's a chopper whopper."
by Juicyjsteele January 22, 2017
by Nik gur December 18, 2019