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Whiteout Survival

A fun twist on the well-known game hide and seek that employs the skill of edging and the group activity of a bukkake and requires 2 to 15 participants.

To begin the game all players involved must choose one person to hide (how the choice is made is up to the group). The seekers must begin simultaneously masturbating and thus initiating the beginning of the game and jump off point for the hider to begin their 'survival'. All seekers search for the person while continuing to yank their meat. The hider must be found within 4 minutes. If the person hiding is discovered then all seekers gather around where they ejaculate exorbitant amounts of cum onto the face and body of the hider performing a bukkake of epic proportions. However if the hider is not found after the 4 minutes have passed the seekers then must ejaculate on to each other dubbing the hider winner and survivor of the whiteout.

* Side rule that must be employed, if any seeker fails to edge properly and cums before the 4 minutes is up, they too will be the receiver of the bukkake
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