White people music

A stupid term middle schoolers or unintellctual hip hop fans use when they hear rock or pop music. In their perspective, if the lyrics are eloquent, and not hip hop, it's considered "white people music"

"Yo whatchu listenin' to" ?
"Currently listening to My Chemical Romance"
"Man, stop dat white people music, listen to Young Thug"

White people music by AlternativeNerdTeen July 15, 2017

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White people music

Music for white people, by white people. Generally two categories, heavy metal scremo (popular in Nordic countries and among white angsty males, usually drug users) and folk. "Folk" or indie fold is the quintessential white people music with mass appeal across the white populations. Generally Mumford and sons is the popular folk band. Key being all the songs sound the same. Red hot chili peppers share the same lack of creativity.

Some white people, namely hipsters and yuppies like to fancy themselves as individuals and unique, for these naive few underground bands such as fleet foxes and califone are the choice. Also any shitty obscure bands are game. Bands such as califone are very pretentious, yours consisting of only house concerts-at which all attendees are aging hipsters, driveways filled with prius', the house loaded with Chardonnay and cats-these guys are so pretentious.

Tyrone: aww nig! Turn the white people music shit off.

Dillon: no Tyrone, josh groban has the voice of an angel.

D-quan: white people music finna burnin ma ears off.

James: hey Dillon! Turn on some At the drive in

Tooweloo: Awww nig!

White people music by Nignag22 January 6, 2014

White People Music

Music associated with white people, usually that of middle class white Americans.

This includes a variety of genres but most associated with American country, pop and rock.
Metal, classical and folk are also associated with being White people music but with a more international taste as predominately made and listened to by white regions such as Scandinavia.

Some examples of a white person song are Country roads by John Denver or Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond

Pop is happy white people music
Folk is traditional white people music
Metal is angry white people music

White People Music by Дecca February 23, 2025

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

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