white ninja

The act of disappearing home from a night out without saying goodbye, usually at a nightclub.

I got back from the bar and my best mate was gone, He must have done a white ninja.

by The Jesticles January 21, 2010

White Ninja

A sexual ambush technique in which a man lays on his back in wait for an unsuspecting woman, all ready to ejaculate. When the woman comes into striking distance the man rises from the ground quickly and chucks his custard in one insertion. While the woman is stunned, the man takes his leave.

Woman: Honey, I'm home!
Man: Buyaaaa!!!!!!
Woman: What was that? I thought I felt something...
(1 month later)
Doctor: You're pregnant, it must have been the White Ninja.

by Ieatfatkidz June 01, 2007

white ninja

A series of comics that are full of satirical commentary on controversial worldly issues. These comics can be enjoyed by all, even the stupid.

Ninjas can kill anything

by MetalMoe May 20, 2004

white ninja

Quite possibly one of the greatest web comics EVER! Cheaply drawn, but it adds to it. Funny beyond a doubt, excellent through and through.

If you don't like white ninja, then WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

by Galloping Ghost June 06, 2005

white ninja

its only the funniest web comic in the whole history of the internet everyone should go read it immediatly and laugh for ever www.whiteninjacomics.com

white ninja and the spiders that got him at last

by tom beach February 19, 2004

White Ninja

The name of anyone who plays the game of Custard Chucking.

"Eww, you sick bastard"
"White Ninja, Bitch!"

by Immortal-Jake May 10, 2006

white ninja

Chuck Norris, also known as Walker the Texas Ranger.

The white ninja would totally own Bruce Lee.

by I<3Jasmine February 17, 2005