white mocha

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White Chocolate Mocha. A coffee drink so mainstream Metahipsters won't drink it and hipster coffee houses won't even carry the "white chocolate" ingredient to make it.

Normie guy: "Lemme get a medium White Chocolate Mocha"
Hipster coffee house guy: "Uh no, we don't do white mochas and medium isn't a size"

white mocha by DefD October 3, 2013

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White Mocha

Middle Eastern male whos 'morning' (2 pm in reality) consists of spending hours sitting at a local coffee shop talking to friends or playing cards. They often (but not always) a order White Mocha.
Cultural habits on display: well groomed chain smoking slobs incapable of returning the coffee shop dishes/utensils/flatware or depositing their trash into a bin.

Customer: Excuse me, are there any tables we can sit at, preferably someplace non-smoking?
Barista: I'm sorry the 'White Mochas' have taken over our entire seating area, we wont have open tables again until after 6 or 7 pm.

White Mocha by Non-Virtue June 1, 2011

Iced White Mocha with 2 Pumps of Hazelnut & Extra Caramel Drizzle

A really yummy and sweet order from Starbucks, I don't know if I should replace the 2 pumps of hazelnut with caramel or vanilla just want something sweet to be honest..

Friend: Wow Dakota this is really yummy! What's this drink called again?

Dakota: It's an iced white mocha with 2 pumps of hazelnut & extra caramel drizzle!

Iced White Mocha with 2 Pumps of Hazelnut & Extra Caramel Drizzle by GoofyGobber January 24, 2023

white trash mocha

A fake mocha drink made generally made from leftover coffee and either hot chocolate mix or powder mocha mix. The resulting drink tastes nothing like a legitimate mocha.

Mark: What the hell are you drinking?
Jason: There wasn't enough coffee in the pot for a whole cup so I added some hot chocolate powder to make a white trash mocha.

white trash mocha by Chetchez December 10, 2008

white trash mocha

A fake mocha drink made generally made from leftover coffee and either hot chocolate mix or powder mocha mix. The resulting drink tastes nothing like a legitimate mocha.

Mark: What the hell are you drinking?
Jason: There wasn't enough coffee in the pot for a whole cup so I added some hot chocolate powder to make a white trash mocha.

white trash mocha by Chetchez December 12, 2008

White Chocolate Mocha

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman's or man's anus after ejactulating inside of it.

I gave my partner a white chocolate mocha last night after our "coffee" date...

White Chocolate Mocha by Alabaster Slim March 22, 2023

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026