White Jesus 

An affectionate name for cocaine.

"Hey man, I am done partying -- I'm off to bed."

"No dude, lets crack out the White Jesus."

White Jesus by Jiggle Swami December 27, 2011

White Jesus 

The false depiction of Jesus Christ that appears in paintings and all different types of media. Most people don't know the fact that Jesus in reality was an ancient Palestinian Jew. He wasn't the handsome white guy that's portrayed in movies and artwork.

It's that awkward moment when the Ku Klux Klan and all the racist Christians find out that the White Jesus they've been worshipping is actually a Middle Eastern Arab and not white at all.

White Jesus by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018

white jesus 

high-quality hooch, shine, moonshine, or homemade booze.

Dude, Crow Jane makes the best white jesus in the whole Ukelore Valley.

white jesus by Jaggo March 23, 2004

white jesus 

Aboriginal term for a white person, less rude than more common "white cunt", but supposed to have the same connotation.

Aboriginal man: Gimme some money you white Jesus
Centrelink Officer: I'm sorry, it is not your pay day
Aboriginal man: Youse white cunts is all the same.

white jesus by La Douche April 13, 2004

White Jesus coin

Bitcoin for white people

I bought 300 white Jesus coins

White Jesus coin by Davinatorul November 6, 2025

Praise white jesus 

A phrase used to praise anything for which a white Jesus would be responsible. There are a variety of Jesuses all of different races which must be praised at the proper time.

Praise White Jesus! Somehow I got to work on time.

Praise white jesus by Big Billy Terry July 25, 2009

jess white 

beautiful, kind, caring, fit, sexy, fucking awesome

"Holy shit is that Jess White? She is the most beautiful, fit, sexy girl i've ever seen!"

"I know dude, but she's also very passionate, kind, caring and extremely fucking awesome! I think i'm in love with her"

jess white by r1l3y_p Insta January 29, 2021