A whisker smoocher is usually a gay (or bisexual) male that has an attraction to men with beards, facial hair (whiskers), and overall grit. Unlike the stereotypical gay person with modern fashion sense, whisker smoochers are usually found hanging around construction sites, dive bars, and truck stops with Carhartt jackets and work boots.
Tony: Hey did you know that guy from the bar that kept talking to you all night?
Zack: No, I think he was just some whisker smoocher that was digging my rugged hands and epic beard.
Tony: Woah. Didn't think I was witnessing a Brokeback Mountain type of situation....
Zack: No, I think he was just some whisker smoocher that was digging my rugged hands and epic beard.
Tony: Woah. Didn't think I was witnessing a Brokeback Mountain type of situation....
by Great Seany October 1, 2017
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