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Wheretf by Das Raskal King January 5, 2009
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Due to the presence of "where", many people mistake this Shakespearean word to mean "where", but it actually means "why".
"...there's the catalog... with a cartoon of Shakespeare's Juliet standing on her balcony, gazing off into the distance, and asking 'Wherefore art thou, teaching aids?' Lower on the page, Romeo stares up at Juliet and says 'Inside! Eighteen new publications plus many other fine materials.'... any teaching aid that advertises itself by questioning its own existance is falling down in the marketing department." -Richard Lederer.
"...there's the catalog... with a cartoon of Shakespeare's Juliet standing on her balcony, gazing off into the distance, and asking 'Wherefore art thou, teaching aids?' Lower on the page, Romeo stares up at Juliet and says 'Inside! Eighteen new publications plus many other fine materials.'... any teaching aid that advertises itself by questioning its own existance is falling down in the marketing department." -Richard Lederer.
Juliet: (on the balcony, looking off into the distance) "O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?"
Romeo: (standing right under her, thinking to himself) "Wherefore dost I quander my hour with yonder wayward, motley-minded flax-wench?"
Romeo: (standing right under her, thinking to himself) "Wherefore dost I quander my hour with yonder wayward, motley-minded flax-wench?"
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wherethefuckarewe
(n.) A GPS (Global Positioning Satellite) devise,
usually mounted on car's inside windshield to assist driver with directions to his desired destination.
usually mounted on car's inside windshield to assist driver with directions to his desired destination.
1) My girlfriend used to get lost all the time until I bought her a wherethefuckarewe for her birthday.
2) Sitting in back of Frank's car, I asked about a robotic sounding voice mumbling, "turn left at next intersection".
Frank pointed to a little screen attached to his windshield and proudly proclaimed, "that's my new wherethefuckarewe".
2) Sitting in back of Frank's car, I asked about a robotic sounding voice mumbling, "turn left at next intersection".
Frank pointed to a little screen attached to his windshield and proudly proclaimed, "that's my new wherethefuckarewe".
wherethefuckarewe by BeanTownRat March 27, 2010
Wherefore art thou
Spoken by Juliet in William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. Wherefore means “why", in this line Juliet alludes to the feuding families of the play - lamenting Romeo's name.
Wherefore art thou by DerpySqwuid December 7, 2018
Wherethefuckarewees
An endangered race of people living in the tall grasslands of the Canadian North. They're name was given by the explorers who first came upon them, after they heard these creatures distinct call "where-the-fuck-are-we", said very fast and at a high pitched tone, and normally when they are seen jumping through the grass. They are a short people; the tallest grow to become 4 feet at the most. They are dwarfed in comparison to the the tall grass, which grows up to 6 and 7 feet. They have evolved to become great jumping beast, jumping up to 7 and 8 feet.
They live in tribal communities with chieftains as there leaders. The Wherethefuckarewees are deeply religious individuals, worshiping the great and almighty God Phalanx.
These people once spread across all of Canada and the Northern United States. After a series of wars between them and the buffalo, and later in history the oppressive white man(who used them as slave labor), the Wherethefuckarewees have become endangered and only live in the northern part of the Canadian province of Saskatchewan, and in the Northwest Territories.
They live in tribal communities with chieftains as there leaders. The Wherethefuckarewees are deeply religious individuals, worshiping the great and almighty God Phalanx.
These people once spread across all of Canada and the Northern United States. After a series of wars between them and the buffalo, and later in history the oppressive white man(who used them as slave labor), the Wherethefuckarewees have become endangered and only live in the northern part of the Canadian province of Saskatchewan, and in the Northwest Territories.
Father: There is a mighty race of people, know as the Wherethefuckarewees, who linger about the grassland, you must avoid them children.
Son: Leah said she saw one!
Father: She is a liar.
Daughter: I did see one!
Father: Shut up.
Son: Leah said she saw one!
Father: She is a liar.
Daughter: I did see one!
Father: Shut up.
Wherethefuckarewees by Toaby Christ January 10, 2011
Wheretight
A game similar to shag/marry/kill whereby one person names three men (alive, dead, famous or otherwise - as long as they are known to the other person). The other person then has to say where they would put them in an airtight formation.
Richie: "Let's play Wheretight!"
Sharon: "Orsum!"
Richie: "Elvis Presley, Tom Jones, David Guest"
Sharon: "Elvis in the bum, Tom in the muff, David in the mouth.
Sharon: "Orsum!"
Richie: "Elvis Presley, Tom Jones, David Guest"
Sharon: "Elvis in the bum, Tom in the muff, David in the mouth.
Wheretight by Kate Telman April 6, 2011