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wheat toast 

When the toast gets lost from the returned toaster.
Oh Shit Szechuan! Your Wheat Toast was returned to Buy Best with your toaster and you were charged a 15% restocking fee. But Hey! I got this really cool Dongle! Tra-lala?
wheat toast by Szechuan Wheat December 8, 2009

What the Cinnamon Toast F*ck is this 

A reaction used to describe awkward moments such as a cracker saying the n-word.

WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST 

It's like really sayin WHAT THE F***, but a good funny way,
Your brothe walks into you and in the bathroom doing personal time with yourself. He'll walk in and say,"What the HELL!!," You'll say," What The French Toast!!"

What the French Toast? 

A funnier or non-profane way to say "What the fuck?!"

It originated from an Orbit Gum Commercial.
Random Girl: "You fucking suck, go jump off a cliff!"
You (To yourself or a friend): "What the French Toast?!"

what the french toast 

a non vulgar more polite way to say to what the fuck when being being vulgar is not appropriate or unwanted
my neighbor karen illegally had my car towed what the french toast was she thinking

the toast flavored pinnacles of humanity and what they mean to the seven dwarves 

A tasty snack for occasional lesbianism.
I the toast flavored pinnacles of humanity and what they mean to the seven dwarvesed your mom.