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what the duck 

(1) Used as a safe substitute for what the fuck in most contexts.
(2) Used to convey a special uniqueness and/or creativity in cursing.
Your little brother takes your gold:
What the duck do you think you're doing with my gold?

Your 'friend' leaves for a lunch break while you're in the deepest part of the dungeon:
Dude, you totally left me to get pwned all alone! I mean, what the duck?!

A friend makes a decision that suxx0rz:
What the duck is the matter with you?!
what the duck by Jonathan Barnett September 22, 2008
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what the duck 

A usual replacement for what the fuck. Autocorrect also does this.
person1: heaaahshzvhcdkajslaksaskajdsjadkajdladjkasdja

person2: what the duck is happening with you
what the duck by somewindow July 9, 2024

what the duck! 

Used instead of the actual curse word to sound more appropriate
can be used in public

what the fuzzy duck 

a safe way to say what the fuck without getting introuble
mom:son clean your room now
son:oh what the fuzzy duck mom
mom:what you say to me boy?
*smack**smack**smack*

Greasy duck what the fuck 

Person 1: *Walks in door*
Person 2: Greasy duck what the fuck?