Whack Track

A "Whack Track" is a song that one listens to while pleasuring themselves (aka Masturbation).

Some people like to touch themselves in peace, but I prefer to listen to my favourite whack track, "Beethoven's Ninth".

by realrobertreed October 11, 2014

train track wack

The act of masturbaiting on a railroad while a train is coming in the hopes to finish on the windshield of the train.

Jim: I heard Tommy completed the train track wack yesterday and lost an arm

Bob: Small price to pay for such a title

by SpicyTiger October 15, 2019

11 tracks of whack

The late Walter Beckers(1/2 of the. Jazz/rock duo steely dan) 1st solo album released in 1994 and produced by his duo partner donald fagen.

I got Walter Beckers "11 tracks of whack"cd at a used bookstore.

by 4realazitgits March 28, 2021

wacktrack

the process of locating pot when all your regular suppliers are offline.

dude, all i want is just one gram, one teensy teensy gram, i shouldn't have to embark on the longest wacktrack of my life just for one gram.

by MRFARENHEIT69 June 29, 2011

Whacktack

Whacktack is the defenition of the perfect man, the ideal person.

Well look who it is... It's Whacktack.
I want to be like Whacktack

by Whacktack April 15, 2022