Whack Track

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A "Whack Track" is a song that one listens to while pleasuring themselves (aka Masturbation).

Some people like to touch themselves in peace, but I prefer to listen to my favourite whack track, "Beethoven's Ninth".

Whack Track by realrobertreed October 11, 2014

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train track wack

The act of masturbaiting on a railroad while a train is coming in the hopes to finish on the windshield of the train.

Jim: I heard Tommy completed the train track wack yesterday and lost an arm

Bob: Small price to pay for such a title

train track wack by SpicyTiger October 15, 2019

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11 tracks of whack

The late Walter Beckers(1/2 of the. Jazz/rock duo steely dan) 1st solo album released in 1994 and produced by his duo partner donald fagen.

I got Walter Beckers "11 tracks of whack"cd at a used bookstore.

11 tracks of whack by 4realazitgits March 28, 2021

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wacktrack

the process of locating pot when all your regular suppliers are offline.

dude, all i want is just one gram, one teensy teensy gram, i shouldn't have to embark on the longest wacktrack of my life just for one gram.

wacktrack by MRFARENHEIT69 June 29, 2011

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Whacktack

Whacktack is the defenition of the perfect man, the ideal person.

Well look who it is... It's Whacktack.
I want to be like Whacktack

Whacktack by Whacktack April 15, 2022

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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