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wetnorking

Networking with your dick, or vagina. Having sex with someone in order to have access to them for professional gain.
- I am a genius. I just banged the director of digital strategy at Vice.

- Nice. Good WetNorking dude.
wetnorking by SwedishChef July 11, 2016
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Assassination, or a job that is likely to include killing someone.
"Fine, I'll take the case, but I have to warn you, I don't do wetwork," he said, pulling out a 9mm, checking the chamber and sliding it into his holster. "If it looks like I need this, I'm going to charge you double."
Wetwork by taokoan December 31, 2003
A gay man that only has sex when he is completly lubed up. Either by lubes or spit.
Hey, want to fuck?
Sure, but you need to lube me up right this time.
Man, you sure are a wetlord.
wetlord by Spiderloc81 May 13, 2010
Oh He is gay he's name must be wetere
Wetere by BIGADAM2001 April 21, 2019
To muder or kill either in defense or to complete a certain task which could be murder in itself.

Usually associated with covert operations.
If you've got to do any wetwork be sure to use the silencer so you don't draw any attention to yourself.
Wetwork by That-One-Guy November 1, 2003

wetworking 

a technique simulating the experience of shock, in which a person is strapped, face up, to a chair and their eyes are forced open with a speculum, while exposing large quantities of intense imagery to the individual for prolonged and varied amounts of time, allegedly making the victims insane.
Legend has it, that he escaped from a sanitarium somewhere in New York. Others believe he was an operative, who went rogue. They say, on particular nights, you can catch a glimpse of him running around in the pale moonlight, and hear an insatiable, crazed laughter while he is inundated with wetworking his victims at the slaughterhouse. He is the GUERRILLA ARTIST, known as THE KING OF SLOP. STRAIGHT OUTTA NEWBURGH. THERE IS NONE HIGHER. THIS IS HIS FIRE.
wetworking by Gray Water December 24, 2017