Wet Fish

A slimy, very weak and non-committal handshake.

I got such a wet fish handshake from that guy whilst on security.

by theboyos April 4, 2013

Wet Fish

The act of taking a shower and then jumping in your buddies bed butt necked without drying off. Can be preformed at family campouts, church camps, sleep overs, band camp, etc.

Did you see what Cole did to David?!?! He wet fished him! His sleeping bag is soaked! That sucks!

by Hollerin' Bobby April 18, 2008

wet fish

A fish that is wet and used for slapping people around the face.

Can be used to explain just HOW angry you are at someone

i am going to slap you with a wet fish

by i-rock March 26, 2008

Wet fish

This is someone who always agrees to do things with his mates but is then a let down or a flop

Yusef Salam stop being a wet fish!

by Friend32155 April 21, 2016

Wet fish

Cumming on your hand and slapping someone around the face.

Guy: Dude, I totally gave that girl a wet fish!!

by Sad git January 3, 2012

wet fish

Take a paper napkin, roll it up, dip it in water and hit someone in the face with it!!

Me and jack were having a play-fight in the pub and he put a wet fish straight in my ear!!

by Olivia April 15, 2005

slept with a wet fish

When all of a sudden you realize something terrible has happened to you, it feels like being slapped in the face with a wet fish. In instances where you gain this insight right after waking up, you have obviously 'slept with a wet fish' only to realize what a fool you've been after you wake up.

When I woke up and realized those conmen had tricked me out of a lot of dough last night, I really knew I had slept with a wet fish all night long!

by E-go-go January 30, 2009