Wet Napping is folding one or two pieces of toilet paper neatly placing it between your butt cheeks nearest to your butt hole, or in a woman's case between her legs nearest to her vagina or both, wearing it all day, removing it and placing it back in when done urinating or defecating. Then placing the toilet paper and a plastic bag for another the enjoyment, purchase.
by Chaostheroy23 March 13, 2019
by Tom Main February 6, 2003
"Thanks for coming to KFC, here's your order. Would you like some wet-naps with your meal?"
"No thank you, besides, if i took them who would wash your dishes and mop up the bathroom?"
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"No thank you, besides, if i took them who would wash your dishes and mop up the bathroom?"
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by Jessica Alba ex-mexican November 7, 2010
A supposedly comfortable maneuver in which one lays down in a bathtub with a pillow and comforter and turns on a warm shower, proceeding to sleep like a baby in a womb.
"We're terribly sorry, ma'am, but your son was found drowned in his bathtub yesterday, wrapped in sheets. His friends say he was attempting a wet-nap."
by ham-wombat January 26, 2009
by asshole February 27, 2004
female version of a tea bag
ie. when a girl squats over a man's or another woman's face
and gently dabs the lips of the vagina on their nose and mouth.
ie. when a girl squats over a man's or another woman's face
and gently dabs the lips of the vagina on their nose and mouth.
by chold on July 4, 2009
Can refer to any attractive female. But usually refers to girls who are making a conscious effort to look attractive - whether they really are attractive or not - and thus are, presumably, currently interested in sex ("wet", "horny", "turned-on", "easy"). These women are disposable like a "wet nap" - the pre-moistened, disposable towelettes given out at some restaurants.
At the mall yesterday, we got followed by a couple of wet naps but they were way too young for us so we ditched them.
by cra2 January 29, 2012