Wet Money

An object that portrays a noteworthy and/or exceptional qualities

Dusty: Hey man! Look at these new shoes.
Matt: I like those.
Ben: Those are wet money!

by Bay Area Lingo June 07, 2016

wet money

Sweaty bills cyclists pull out of their rear jersey pockets while taking a coffee break on long rides.

That was a big group of cyclists. As usual, they only had wet money. We gotta get ApplePay!

by Al Gore isn't my real name June 13, 2016

wet money

The act of urinating on a dollar bill or other note, and slapping someone with it.

"Yea, I hated Darrel so much for what he did, i give him some wet money!"

by Dick Dangelo May 08, 2008

Wet Money

Gifted money for a real estate closing, still
sweaty from the last person’s hand.

That buyer was so broke, good thing they got that wet money in time for closing.

by Rusty Shackleford the first. June 30, 2022