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When someone sneezes with such protrusive, explosive force, that the snot flys onto somebody elses leg.
Boy1 - *Sneezes Violently*

Boy2 - "Damn dude you just gave me a wet leg!"
Wet Leg by 88C September 7, 2009
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A British indie rock band from the Isle of Wight, founded in 2019 by Rhian Teasdale and Hester Chambers.
Wet Leg is an awesome band!
Wet Leg by Maverick Fischer April 20, 2022
a self pitying person. (see Oxford English Dictionary)
I can only stand to listen to their endless sob story for so long... they're such a wet leg!
Verb

To blow off a show or musical act at the very last minute because it’s a weeknight, you just laid down on the bed, and you just don’t have the energy to rally.
I’d rather go out and have dinner with y’all before the show, if I don’t, I fear I’llwet leg” it again.
Wet Leg by BGR-Mn November 15, 2023

wet legging 

A term used by fishery biologists to describe the soaking of bodily extremities, usually encountered following the use of leaky protective clothing.
God, I'm so cold! My waders sprang a leak and I started wet legging it!
wet legging by fishywishyagain January 28, 2007

Wet legs 

Derogatory nickname for somebody that wets themselves/has urinary incontinence.

{typically used by school children}
* "Hey, look! There's wet legs."
* "I'm not sitting next to wet legs."
* "Remember wet legs from school?"
Wet legs by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024

two legs and a wet patch

After many long months with no sex you would settle for it. Man, animal, female etc.
It has been that long I would settle for anything with two legs and a wet patch
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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