Wesvel 

A beautiful and hot person with a beautiful name/nickname. In fact, he/she is so hot that my nose is bleeding.

oh my,Wesvel is here!
Wesvel has my homework..

Wesvel by najand troll October 23, 2022

Wessel'd 

The act of turning around anything someone says and making it an insult and continuing this pattern no matter what anyone says.

Guy: Man I really like that when there's no clouds in the sky. It's just so clear and blue.

Girl: You're face is clear and blue.

Guy: WTF?

Girl: You've been Wessel'd

Wessel'd by J-Milly November 9, 2013

Weselbeast 

A person with abnormal powers in the spot of ultimate, ranging from mind control to teleportation. This mysterious creature is the second evolution of the mythical Wesley kotas.

Oh my god! Look a weselbeast!

Weselbeast by #brotan# October 18, 2018

wesseled 

The state of being completely intoxicated whereas one or more of the below stated instances may occur: pissing one's pants and/or bed, spouting obsenities at inappropriate times and audiences, losing one's wallet/cell phone/car keys, istigating fights with persons larger than one's self, losing consciousness on unknown private property, drooling on one's self.

Dude, I was got so wesseled last night I got in a fight, lost everything in my pockets, went home with a fatty, and pissed my pants, and barely escaped this morning without her catching my real name. Man I was wesseled!

wesseled by Eddie Hoffman May 3, 2008

Wesselink's Law

The theory that when a maestro of any kind of musical activity says that it is the last time, it shall be repeated an undefined number of times.

Dude, he said we would be done three run throughs ago, I guess that's wesselink's law for you.

Wesselink's Law by Smashed Marx September 26, 2017

Westell 

A High Speed DSL Modem that needs to be power cycled once a week to maintain stability.

a.k.a - A $54 dollar investment for a multi million dollar infrastructure

This is the 4th time this month I have had to power cycle this fucking Westell Modem.

Westell by Honest July 31, 2003

Wessel 

A wessel is an awesome person, that's just all around great and loved by many! Certain people who are uninformed of the definition, may use the word as an insult, which it clearly is not.

Certain person: "You are such a wessel!"

Girl: "Well thanks!"

Wessel by khjgkhfawaked November 28, 2010