Westpat

Western expat arrogant, pretentious, self important westerner living in a foreign country.

BOB: "Hey Bill, look at that arrogant stuck up loser shouting at his nanny"
BILL: "Yeah, what a total westpat"

by Elvis G March 30, 2009

sandee westgate

the most beautiful,sophisticated, elegant and not to mention the hottest celebrity in the adult entertainment industry

sandee westgate is simply gorgeous!

by Ronald Quezada August 7, 2006

WestPac widow

A US Navy wife who fucks around with other men while her man is out on deployment. Named for the West Pacific, or WestPac cruise, which is a common and lengthy deployment for West Coast sailors.

"Dude, don't fuck with those WestPac widows or you're liable to end up with a shotgun pointed at you."

by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

westgating

Heading to the Westgate Bridge because you hate yourself and just jumping.

Person 1: "Yo my main man you goin westgating meet up this weekend?
Person 2: "When do i ever miss a great Westgating Meet Up"
Person 1: "Sick, can't wait to see you there bro"
Person 2: "I hate myself"

by Sham15 July 31, 2016

westgate syndrome

A guy is said to have 'Westgate Syndrome' if he has a much larger than average penis. This 'disability' does have it's disadvantages:

1. Sometimes scares women.
2. Makes your friends jelious.
3. Causes you to walk with a limp.
4. Even a semi lob-on will sometimes cause you to faint.
5. Destroys axe-wounds.

"That Michael Westgate has a huge penis", "Yes, that's Westgate Syndrome"

by axe-wound-destroyer December 7, 2006

westpark

A very small, sleezy group of "people" living just outside of Battleford. These "people" are a new breed of hillbillies, they litterally live on a hill near a river. This river is worshoped by the "people" as it is their only source of water. This water is used for everything from drinking, cleaning, and once every full moon each westparkian must bathe in the river as they believe if they dont the river will be angered. The incredible thing about these "people" is that they truly believe they are smart and rich. But, if they were rich they could afford to pay to pave the goddamn roads! Anyways, westaparkians are very supersticious. They believe that whenever the river freezes it means they have angered its spirit and the only way appease it is to kill one of their own. Of course to all us normal people, we call this phenomenon WINTER.

Westpark1: Oh no! what did we do to make you freeze oh mighty river?

Westpark2:Quick, kill me! maybe that will make it happy again!

(While sitting in lawn chairs watching the two westpark "people")

Guy1: hahaha man i told you! they dont know what winter is!

Guy2:haha i cant believe they do this every year!

by lepricon of alabama October 28, 2011

Westpac Whore

A woman that is married to a Sailor who immediately gives up the pussy to another man as soon as her husband's ship leaves the pier.

As you're standing on the pier and you hear "Underway, shift colors" the Sailor is proud that he's serving his country and as soon as his ship is out of sight - his wife's panties instantly drop and she slips and falls on some stranger's dick. As this dude is banging this broad he's thinking - wow what a Westpac whore she is!

by Da R December 19, 2008