As you're standing on the pier and you hear "Underway, shift colors" the Sailor is proud that he's serving his country and as soon as his ship is out of sight - his wife's panties instantly drop and she slips and falls on some stranger's dick. As this dude is banging this broad he's thinking - wow what a Westpac whore she is!

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak