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Weston Jake 

Tall
Tats
Huge šŸ“
Handsome
Athletic/Muscular
😈Best sex ever and OMG his šŸ”
🧿Beautiful Blue Eyes that steal your soul
Intelligent yet cunning, he’ll outwit the best of them🧠
šŸ’”He’s broken and that’s partly my fault but you want to be the one which fixes him because when he capable of love, it’s the most intoxicating and addictive feeling one could ever feelā¤ļø 🩹
šŸ’žI’ll always love him, but I do more damage than good to himšŸ–¤
šŸ€I wish him nothing but the best in life because he deserves it. Be loyal to Jake and respect his space. Treat him well, he’s one of a kind and you won’t find anyone else like him. He’ll make you happy, plus find ways to keep you smiling and laughing. Jake listens to everything you say, which is both a blessing and a curse. Please, will a beautiful top level female athlete procreate with this man, his genes need to pass onto future generations. Remember, if you f*ck him over, that I will return the favor, just don’t screw it up or mistreat him because I’m forever his badass b!tch that’ll set things straight for him no matter what. Did I mention he has a great enormous dick and he’s an awesome lover but he actually makes an even better friend. His sexual appetite is ferocious and he’s incapable of monogamy but that’s about the only negative characteristic that I can mention. šŸ’«
Don’t let Weston Jake slip through your fingers. Weston Jake, love that guy to the moon and back times infinity…
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Jake Weston 

An absolute giga-chad, he puts Ernest Khalimov to shame. His ripped 12 pack and bulbous muscles put him above everyone in the conceivable universe. Paired with his voluptuous buttock, he truly is the pure human male specimen. When it comes to the ladies, he has more bitches than Issei from Highschool DxD. He is the epitome of sex. He is sex. He screams "hog rider" when cumming to assert his dominance in the bedroom. His natural dominant personality makes the women's knees buckle and shake like they just saw your completed Lego Death Star. He is also a Redditor and a Discord admin.

Men fear his presence. And rightly so. His 24 inch horse cock radiates pure testosterone. The devil shivers when Jake loses his cool.
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake's Chika Fujiwara replacement."
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake Weston in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake Weston's Chika Fujiwara replacement."

Woman's boyfriend: *shameful crying in beta male*
Jake Weston by YouThoughtL March 23, 2022

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026
Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
Word of the Day on July 2, 2026

give a hoot don't pollute 

the act of giving a hoot and not polluting
*sees a dirtbag litter*
gIVE A HOOT DON'T POLLUTE BITCH

*slam dunks trash into appropriate bin*
Word of the Day on July 1, 2026

grandnibling 

My grandnibling is a good person.
grandnibling by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
Word of the Day on June 30, 2026