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Gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence 

1. To felate and swallow the ejaculate.

2. To suck a penis and swallow the sperm/cum.
I took that girl from the bar home last night and she gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence on the way there in my car.

went out with a tooth and an eye 

Barley successed to save him self with minor wounds
Have you seen this guy? went into the food grinder, started it and went out only with a tooth and an eye

Went out with Ruby 

What you say to your friends when you were out with a hooker (punting) and you don't want them to know.
"What have you been doing in the past few minutes?"

"I went out with Ruby"

I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it 

Drake: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it. Uh uh, uh uh.
The guy recording him: Geez, are you busting a move or busting a nut?

Dog: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it!
(Proceeds to hump mop)

went to bed with chickens 

I was very tired last night so I went to bed with chickens.

i went to amsterdam without you

This term is used when you are secretly gay and went with your "girlfriend" to Amsterdam. In this trip you are very sad because you are also in love with your supposed "mortal enemy", so in your time in Amsterdam with your girlfriend you were thinking about your "mortal enemy". This is a sad term.
Louis(via Always You): "I went to Amsterdam without you and all I could do is think about youπŸ’šπŸ’™"