Wenchel

Wenchel is a term used in the gym to describe someone that has their swole on.

"Steve went to the gym today to get his wenchel on."

"I'm going to the gym right now... I'ma get wenchel on these bitches!"

"Someone cut me off on the freeway today... I had to go Wenchel on that trick!"

by Wenchel September 8, 2011

wencher

one who wenches; one who seeks lewd women.

A wencher's hand is stronger than a pimp's hand.

by meganst88 October 26, 2010

brethren before wenches

Geek slang for "Bros before Hoes". MMORPG players will often throw this as a trump card when you are trying to spend time with your chick instead of raiding.

Duke: Hey Jim, the raid starts at 8:00ET motherfucker, log your ass in!

Jim: Can't make it tonight, I promised Karen I would watch Sense and Sensibility with her this evening.

Duke: What the fuck man! Brethren before wenches!

Jim: Yeah, you're right. Give me 10 minutes to pick a fight with her and I'll be on.

by Koban December 11, 2009

Wenchaline

They are used to describe someone who is big and has a lot of bulky muscles.

Additionally, the appearance of robustness, power, or resilience in an individual's physical or overall demeanour often conveys an impression of substantial muscularity, sturdiness, or confidence.

Skyler: *Looks over at Dom, licking his lips*
Dom: *Looks back at Skyler and smirks*
Skyler: "Dom, you are so wenchaline; I just want to feel every inch of your muscles."
Dom: "I appreciate the gesture, but I'm taken."

by montorole October 31, 2023

wencher

Somebody who goes wenching (persuing women in a lecherous way). A womanizer.

"Art thou yet a wencher, my husband? Wherefore must thou surrender to such lust that thou shalt tumble in a stable with some flax-wench of a dairymaid and forget the wife that awaits thee?!"

"From the beginning, Frida knew that her husband would be a wencher."

by Lorelili January 18, 2008

l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy

what pirates say after winning

Pirate 1: "Yarg, ye beat me in coconut ball!"
Pirate 2: "l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy"

by DoubleDickDan February 10, 2022

wenchilada

a wench of the mexican variety. likes to eat tacos, refried beans, enchiladas, tacquitos, and churros. sites carlos santana as one of her idols. calls everyone she knows her cousin. upon returning home from college breaks may have to share a bed with her sizable salvadorian grandmother.

Yocelyn is such a wenchilada! She has 10 cousins and they are all having a baby this month. Damn son!

by thetabetaalpha October 20, 2009