Welpen

This word is used for originality. It has the same meaning as oof, welp, and the famous word
"djhksgh". The thing is Welpen is original, these days fuckers out there are only using oof and welp which really grinds my gears so you know what? I made "Welpen" to use as a solution to solve the problem that society has been dealing with for as long as time.

Tyranitar: oof you's juliesh much

Jeboris: welpen you cunt

Welpen by t3nk0 July 13, 2018

Wellend 

A hybrid of Paul Weller & bell end, wellends are also known in popular culture as a cunts. Defined by wearing Pretty Green & having a shit lego haircut in tribute to some old, weathered mod singer. Wellends are known to be pathological liars, they will brazenly claim they are lovers of music but will only listen to one band and have also been known to state they invented their tragic bonce job.

"Fuck me, look at that wellend over there. It should be illegal to have no fringe and side burns that long. Funniest bit is he's paid £100 at some fancy salon for that!"

Wellend by Ryan&Sam December 12, 2018

Welpin 

to talk to a spouce with an interesting or raunchy tone with totally not dirty thoughts in mind even thought it seems as though you have your head in a gutter.

the other day i was welpin this girl and she totally took it the wrong way.

Welpin by RCKF. June 22, 2009

weldent 

when an elderly person doesn't need or want help, they’re able to cross the street and carry their groceries like its ezpz

weldent, mrs. steinberg didnt want my help today, she cant even hold her walker and groceries at the same time...

weldent by pickledweed October 20, 2019

Wellen 

Describing someone who will go mute and/or paralyzed at the mere scent of alcohol within a five mile radius. Because of this, they one who fits this description will generally aspire to become the most vigilant risk manager of all time.

Person 1: As soon as someone opened the bottle of 151, Jeff immediately went mute and cuddled the trash can for three hours, and it scared him so much he now runs risk management for the every frat on campus.

Person 2: Typical wellen move. But Jeff is so wellen, so it isn't that shocking.

Wellen by Bros Bros Bros(not jeff) September 27, 2010

Weepens of Deeth 

"Weapons of Death" spoken with a strong New Zealand accent. Spoken often by New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Arden and members of the NZ government and media after the Christchurch mosque shooting in reference to gun control.

"Weepens of Deeth have no place of the streets of New Zealand"

-A New Zealand lawmaker

Weepens of Deeth by Plutonium-239 October 17, 2020

welpedge

the act of blowing a green or brown booger from your nasal cavity.

i sure wish i could use my welpage skills to get this stuff out of my nasal cavity

welpedge by taylor keating May 24, 2004