Weird Menace

The poop that is mysteriously placed on a kitchen floor by an unknown culprit, usually overnight.

Hey guys, wake up. Somebody took another Weird Menace in here; I call not cleaning it up this time.

by The Turd Theif August 07, 2008

Weird Menace

The turd that randomly appears on somebody's kitchen floor.

Dude! Somebody took a weird menace in here! I'm not cleaning that shit up.

by Charlie Granville August 17, 2008